Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Oink Oink Oink

If you like puns, you will enjoy the challenge of this humorous quiz...

1) What is a pig’s favorite ballet?
2) What do you call a pig who’s been arrested for dangerous driving?
3) What does the little pig get every morning from his parents?
4) What do you call a crafty pig?
5) Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?
6) What does a pig use to write his term papers with?
7) What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
8) Why didn’t the piglets listen to the teacher pig?
9) What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs


Scroll down to read the answers....

1) Swine Lake
2) A road hog
3) Hogs and kisses!
4) Cunningham
5) He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted
6) Pen and Oink!
7) A groundhog
8) Because he was an old boar
9) A pigtail!

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