From "Notes in the Key of life" at cindyswanslife.blogspot.com
Thanksgiving Forecast
Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder.
During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy.
A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator.
Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will be the bone.
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From Joe's Links at wokv.com
Bad Turkey Jokes...
If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
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from "the Stroller" at goupstate.com
GOD IS EVERYWHERE: The Sunday school teacher tried to impress on her class of youngsters that God is everywhere. "Where do you think God is this morning?" she asked a little boy. "In our bathroom," he replied. "What makes you think that?" asked the teacher. "Because," he said, "just before I left home, I heard Dad yell, 'My Lord, how long are you going to be in there?' "
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