know anyone like this??

Two elderly guys were discussing their ailments. "I'm really feeling my age," said one. "I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement and just got two new knees but still have poor circulation in my legs." "I understand," said the other fellow. "I'm half blind, have bouts with dementia, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine and take 20 medications that either make me dizzy or subject to blackouts." "It's awful," said the first fellow, "but thank goodness we still have our driver's licenses."