Do ever have days at work when people ask you the same questions over and over? Does it seem to you that the same people always ask the same questions? Days like that are either caused by a "full moon" (if there is one) or we just decide to recognize it as "stupid question day." I thought of the title of my blog post today while having one of those days at work last week. Anyway, here are some really "stupid" questions (from one of those emails floating around the internet)
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are NOT on sale?
Why do we constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my personal favorite,
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Hey Tim,
ReplyDeleteI laughed and laughed at your stupid questions. I needed some humor. I had told you that Philip locked his keys in his truck with the truck still running on Monday afternoon. Well Wednesday during school someone smashed his driver side window and stole everything out of his truck; CD player, speakers, cell phone, everything. We have been so busy we have not had time to get the window fixed. He said why worry about the window. There is nothing left inside the truck to steal. I said hey maybe next time they will just take the truck.):
Deb
Sorry to hear his truck was broken into, glad I could cheer you up a little. Hmmm, I guess he didn't think about breaking the window on Monday when his keys were locked inside! Hope they didn't steal his guitar!
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